Dubai, brace yourself—because Pizzeria Funkcoolio just pulled up to Motor City, and it’s bringing some serious NYC energy with it! If you’ve ever daydreamed about a place where authentic Italian flavors get a bold Japanese remix (yes, Itameshi is a thing, and yes, it’s delicious), then you’re in for a treat.
After winning over taste buds at Port De La Mer, award-winning Chef Akmal Anuar decided that one Funkcoolio wasn’t enough. So, naturally, he went full throttle and opened another one at Neighborhood Food Hall in Motor City—because why should La Mer have all the fun?
Pizzas So Big, They Deserve Their Own Zip Code
Let’s talk pizza. Not just any pizza—handcrafted, no-nonsense, authentically Italian (with a little flair) pizza. Funkcoolio does it right, offering three sizes to suit every kind of hunger:
- A massive 20-inch beast (dine-in only, because let’s be honest, no delivery box can contain this greatness)
- A solid 15-inch option (great for sharing… or not)
- A 10-inch solo pie (aka “I’m not sharing” size)
But what really makes these pizzas special is the lineup. Sure, you’ve got your classic Margherita and Pepperoni, but Funkcoolio doesn’t stop there. Ever tried Spicy Duck pizza? What about Chicken Ragu, Shakshuka, or Shrimp Aji Amarillo? If your taste buds just did a double take, that’s the right reaction.
Pasta, But Make It Your Way
If you think pasta should come with freedom of choice, then Funkcoolio has your back. Here, you get to build your own pasta masterpiece from scratch:
- Pick your pasta—Spaghetti, linguine, penne, or fettuccine
- Choose your sauce—Porcini, aglio e olio, pomodoro, or veal ragù
Basically, it’s like being a Michelin-star chef for a few minutes—except all you have to do is point at what you want, and someone else does the hard work.
Save Room for Dessert (Trust Us on This One)
No meal is complete without something sweet, and Funkcoolio’s homemade tiramisu is the stuff of legends. Light, creamy, and just the right amount of espresso kick—basically, it’s the dessert equivalent of a mic drop.
“Just Like NYC, But Make It Dubai”
Chef Akmal Anuar sums it up best:
“We wanted to create a space that feels casual, cool, and packed with flavor—where people can come together over great pizza and pasta, just like the family-run joints in New York. Motor City is the perfect spot to bring this energy, and we’re excited to be part of this vibrant neighborhood.”
Translation? Come hungry, bring friends, and prepare for pizza-induced happiness.
Find Funkcoolio at: Neighborhood Food Hall, Dubai Motor City
Opening Hours: 12:00 PM – 12:00 AM
