The age-old dilemma—where to head for an unforgettable dining experience? Sure, you could stick to the usual, or… you could take your taste buds on a rebellious little adventure at Osteria Funkcoolio—Dubai’s quirkiest Italian-Japanese fusion joint by culinary genius Chef Akmal Anuar.
This isn’t your average dinner. This is a full-fledged flavor fiesta where tradition gets a stylish, mouthwatering remix. Think majboos-spiced lamb ribs hanging out with saffron rice, Spring Potato Soup that hugs your soul, and a Rose Panna Cotta so delicate it practically flirts with your spoon. Intrigued? Let’s dig in.
Osteria Funkcoolio – Port De La Mer
From AED 200 (~$54) per person- Area
- Jumeirah 1
- Timing
- Wed-Mon 3 PM to 11 PM (closed Tuesdays)
- Format
- À la carte
- Cuisine
- Italian, Japanese, Itameshi
Michelin Guide-listed 30-seat Italian-Japanese fusion restaurant by Chef Akmal Anuar (3Fils, 11 Woodfire) at Port De La Mer waterfront. The concept is itameshi – Italian dishes built with Japanese technique and premium i
More details: highlights, location & terms
- Highlights
- Arancini nigiri, Spicy duck sriracha pizza, Pici crab pasta, Truffle pasta, Meringue tiramisu
- Location
- Port De La Mer, Jumeirah 1, Dubai
- Terms
- Unlicensed – non-alcoholic wines and spirits served. 30 seats only – book in advance. Smart casual.
Osteria Funkcoolio at Port De La Mer Jumeirah 1 Dubai is a Michelin Guide-listed Italian-Japanese itameshi restaurant by Chef Akmal Anuar, open Wednesday to Monday from 3 PM to 11 PM.
A Menu That Marries Comfort with Cool
First things first—you’re welcomed with refreshing drinks, because hydration is key (and let’s be honest, nothing beats that first sip). Then comes the Spring Potato Soup with Pinza Bread, a warm, velvety embrace in a bowl.
Feeling fancy? The Mizuna Insalate takes things up a notch with seasonal truffles, button mushrooms, balsamico, and hazelnuts—because no one ever said salads had to be boring.
And now, the showstopper: lamb ribs so tender they practically fall off the bone, infused with majboos spices and paired with fragrant saffron rice. It’s the perfect meeting of tradition and innovation—like your grandma’s best dish but with a cool, modern twist.
Dessert? You’re in for a treat. The Rose Panna Cotta with lychee and raspberry is the kind of light, floral, and subtly sweet ending that leaves you feeling satisfied without the post-feast food coma.
Dining with Vibes
Osteria Funkcoolio isn’t just about the food—it’s about the experience. Nestled in Port De La Mer, this edgy, old-school New York-style Italian osteria is as intimate as it is effortlessly cool. The seating is limited, so if you don’t book ahead, you may end up watching from the sidelines while everyone else indulges in fusion perfection.
The Details (So You Don’t Have to Google It Later)
Where: Osteria Funkcoolio, Port De La Mer, Jumeirah 1, Dubai
When: Monday Closed, Tuesday- Thrusday: 3 PM–12 AM, Friday – Sunday: 12 PM–12 AM
Final Thoughts: Should You Go?
If you like bold flavors, unique experiences, and food that makes your heart and Instagram happy, then yes, Funkcoolio is a must. Whether you’re planning a date night, a catch-up with friends, or just treating yourself, this is one dining adventure you won’t forget.
